random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369



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