Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions -
Break your brain. You know you want to.
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369