random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele

fap 'til you puke - kang

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy



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