random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz



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