Calming the Fearful Mind -
A Zen Response to Terrorism
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
