random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

blood is the best lube - swiggy

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber



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