want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
wood man approves highly - snowfox
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
fap 'til you puke - kang
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride