random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus



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