random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus



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