random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

useless without pictures - cb361

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber



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