Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
