The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
