random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

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