random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

eat clit or die! - vahid

useless without pictures - cb361

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
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