random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch



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