random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard



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