Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride