random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
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