random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

blood is the best lube - swiggy

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin

it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox



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