I am a Strange Loop -
Can thought arise out of matter? Can self, soul, consciousness, `I` arise out of mere matter? If it cannot, then how can you or I be here?
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
