random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy

the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli



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