random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties



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