Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
eat clit or die! - vahid
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
