random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

wood man approves highly - snowfox

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

I am sticking with cock - papango

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish



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