The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
it's the fapture! - Robolt
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
eat clit or die! - vahid
