Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
