random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep



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