random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard



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