random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu



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