random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride

I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw

if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen



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