How to Create a Mind -
The Secret of Human Thought Revealed
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
life begins at confection - Tirade
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
blood is the best lube - swiggy
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious