Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious