Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore