Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
