Anger -
Wisdom for Cooling the Flames
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context