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if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
eat clit or die! - vahid
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy