random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden



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