random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious



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