random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim



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