Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
useless without pictures - cb361
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
