Calming the Fearful Mind -
A Zen Response to Terrorism
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur