random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur



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