The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
