Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
seven levels of rad - graham
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish