random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

life begins at confection - Tirade

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten



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