random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

it's the fapture! - Robolt

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep



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