random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361

taser him again, boys - Moke

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate



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