random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

fap 'til you puke - kang

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
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