When They Severed Earth from Sky -
How the Human Mind Shapes Myth
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
it's the fapture! - Robolt
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep