Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG