Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
fap 'til you puke - kang
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
typed this one-handed - uncletim
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse