random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

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