stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r