random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife



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