random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS



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