random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

let crazy put its dick in you - cb361

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

it's the fapture! - Robolt

The Res-erection - brat#3



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