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Flying Dragons Craft Kit
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
