random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric



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