random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

let crazy put its dick in you - cb361

it's the fapture! - Robolt

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

I meant nipples - crwk8



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