random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

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