Codename: Clusterfuck -
America's War for the Greater Middle East: A Military History
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
typed this one-handed - uncletim
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse