Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
eat clit or die! - vahid
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura