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OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
life begins at confection - Tirade