random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

useless without pictures - cb361

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr



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