Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos