the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox