random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

where you can be a vagitarian - vahid

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

taser him again, boys - Moke



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