random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

it's the fapture! - Robolt

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

blood is the best lube - swiggy

poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen



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