How to Create a Mind -
The Secret of Human Thought Revealed
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
it's the fapture! - Robolt
still running version .9 - King of the Hill
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
blood is the best lube - swiggy
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen