Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
wood man approves highly - snowfox
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
