random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

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