random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

blood is the best lube - swiggy

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit



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